39 — Mutual Fund

Harris Associates was doing very well in those years.  I likened it to the money pit from the Scrooge McDuck comics – a huge vault where the firm partners could tend to their fortunes by raking and shoveling coins and bills.  Sometimes I could hear toasting and cheering from the conference room as some mega-million windfall was announced.  In good years, we got Christmas bonuses of five percent!

My boss was a guy like me.  He was a Navy retiree who had done two tours of Antarctica.  He was an inventor and an experimenter.  Also like me, he got a little careless in his work when he was overloaded.  One evening when debugging a program to trigger bond purchases, he tested a calculation using a one-million-dollar bond order.  Working late, he shut his system down but forgot to erase the test data.  The next morning, a bond trader executed the buy.  The partners gave him a pat on the back: “Everybody makes mistakes”.

Within a year, I had a new boss.  If fact, I used my programmer’s network to recruit him.  I even got a thousand-dollar bonus for finding him.  He, in turn, began the process of de-emphasizing FoxPro.  I found myself again under lots of scrutiny.  When they asked me to spend more time documenting my code, I knew that my days were numbered.  Two other FoxPro guys were shown the door.  My immediate supervisor was watching my every move.  She told me to put a cap on all changes to the Client Data Base.  But whenever I discovered even a minor a bug, I couldn’t stop myself from fixing it.  Every time my boss saw a date change to my source files, I got called to the office.

Every now and then I would let my guard down and inadvertently reveal that I was not such a corporate clone.  There was a holiday party where I got drunk.  I mean swinging a white table napkin and conga line dancing drunk.  One of the African American clericals asked me when I was going to dance.  I replied that I was “fittin to”.  Eyebrows up and with a smile, she responded, “Fittin to?”

Another time, I let it slip that I had been part of shutting down lakefront traffic the previous evening.  Coming off work, I had joined several hundred protesters against the first invasion of Iraq in 2005.  Then there was the time when I already knew I was on my way out.  Others were calling me to shut my computer down because we were supposed to go together to a company party.  I made them crack up by joking, “Hold up.  I’m rolling some joints.”

The end came when they asked for my badge and cell phone.  I felt like I was the classic cop from TV shows having to turn in badge and gun to a police chief – for upsetting City Hall.  I actually tasted cried a few salty tears.

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